Birmingham Zoo

April 27th, 2004

Totanka!  (Buffalo)

Yup, brown pigeon....been to a lot of strange places, seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've NEVER seen a brown pigeon before....

Dude was just chillin'.....pretty neat little fellow...

A stinky, pungent elephant!  And some little dude in a hole...some sort of hole-dweller....cutie!

OK...now, take a nice, long, good look at this here giraffe...notice anything...........strange???

OK, if you didn't notice...take a closer look at the stream of pee....this animal peed for 3 solid minutes!

NICE, must have had a cold-one prior to our arrival.

YEAH, the animals were on their best behavior for us that day....like this nice guy, picking his baboon-butt all afternoon...shame because they have such cool faces!

Then there's these freaks of nature...Blind Cave Fish...no eyes what-so-ever!

Pretty self explanatory here...

Yeah, yeah...I see it, I see it.....

One of the few non-perverts that day....nice rhino!

Wanna see some lions????

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